Saturday, February 11, 2006

Welcome to Pai, Thailand!

Free Plug:
http://www.paithailand.info/

I wish my hand was bigger, so that I could smack multiple people at once. I've also bought some thread, which I will use to tie together the recently cut-off dreadlocks I obtained from a burnt-out highschool dropout. I will then proceed to physically beat said hippy with my new "dreadlock whip". Actually the hippies are pretty much quiet, as I think loud noise interupts their "state of being" generally refered to as being "Confortably Numb".

Thanks alot, pink floyd.

As I drove by a group of neo-hippies, I overheard the following conversation:

"Yeah.. so, this party.. you know party? Yeah, so like do you know where this party is?"

Dude, you didn't get invited.



The town is not all hippies though, alot of .. muslims, or perhaps they are iranian? Anyway, the women all wear clothes all over their body, exept for their two eyes, and the men are all fat short and have dark beards. The women run the shops with random semi-US looking kitchen equipment, and other assorted goodies.

Well, I guess monday we are going to ride on an Elephant throught the jungle, and maybe a flat bamboo raft, Huckleberry Finn style, down the Pai River.

All in all, the surrounding village of Pai is STUNNING. The town-people remind me of one of the Abico Islands I visited when I was about 15-16. Replace all the Bohemians with Asians, and all the americans with random Europeans, with an ocasional American, and quite a few canadians, and you have Pai. Guess what is playing in the Internet Cafe?? Reggae. Again.

Its not so bad really, I just wanted to make you laugh. Dont worry, I dont smoke, period. Weed, Opium, whatever, I'm not into it. But this sure would be the place to be, if I was.



I can see why Ron and Jenny love the Pai Mountain Lodge so much. They have the most generous an fun-spirited host one could ask for, and belive me when I tell you that the view is FAR OUT. They get a 10 out of 10 on view. Does not get any better than this. They basically have the house, and the surrounding land to themselves, and can build / landscape as they see fit. No reason for them to leave, and they hardly do.


I've run out of funny things to say, so I guess I'll go now. I've got to find a long-haired hippy, as I need a whip for the Elephant.

Matthew

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